Sore o ni kosuri teishi! Anata ga sō, watashi wa kekka ni manzoku shite iru wakede wa nai koto shitte okubeki koto toka ga benkyō shinakatta moshi watashi ga kanojo wa sugu ni shiken o sugosu koto ni narimasunode, watashi no imōto o jama shinaide kudasai tashika ni i o benkyō shitai to omotte inai to itte yame nasai! Haiz, kore wa mendōdesu! Shikashi, watashi wa watashi wa ikutsu ka no acadamic tensai ka, dare ka itsumo watashi no kenkyū de mo naide wanainode, watashi wa nani o eru kore wa suisoku suru. Watashi wa daigaku, soshite mochiron watashi no konomi no ni eru koto ga dekiru kon, watashi ni mo wakaranai. Shōrai ni futōmei-kanda. Watashi wa, kono kimochi dake de tamaranai.. Sōshitsu-kan o ajiwau! Rawr! Watashi wa sore o watashi wa sore wa watashi wa sore o kirai-girai-girai! Yūsuru watashi wa watashi no naka ni nai teru egao o kyōsei suru kotode wa naku, watashi ga manzoku shite iru furi o suru.
Watashi wa, watashi ga atta, messēji ni tokutei no dareka o negatte, sore wa watashi ga daun shite iru toki wa, itsumo dare ka ni me o mukete iru yō ni omoerunode, watashi no suisoku de wa, watashi wa jibun jishin o seigyo shite imasu. Haiz, watashi wa dare ka o ketsujō. Watashi wa chōdo ni naite atatakaku kokochiyoi hōyō to kata o shitai. Oya~tsu, watashi wa, sono zetsubō-tekina kanji ga, watashi wa suisoku suru ka, watashi wa hontōni kon hitsuyōna 厥 ! Sa remasu anata wa kon, watashi no tame ni hyōji sa remasu ka? Haiz wa, watashi wa amari kangaeru nda yo! Sore wa kesshite okoru! Haiz anata ga inakute sabishiidesu watashi!
ok i doubt anyone will understand wats on top, but o wells..i just needed to write it out..haizz =(